2010-09-06T04:28:27-07:00 http://www.thedesignslut.com/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://www.thedesignslut.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=3&page=crazy-lorem-ipsum-story 2009-02-27T13:08:22-08:00 2009-03-07T15:17:46-08:00 Kanasty http://www.thedesignslut.com/account.php?u=7

When presenting a comp that obviously had placeholder copy, ahem Lorem Ipsum., a John had the following to say. "I appreciate that you are thinking about our business going global and using ...

Anyone else have any baffling Lorem Ipsum stories?]]> http://www.thedesignslut.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=4&page=interweb-ignorance 2009-02-27T14:10:49-08:00 2009-04-27T15:09:34-07:00 Kanasty http://www.thedesignslut.com/account.php?u=7

I have heard this out of peoples mouths. If you hear anything like this from a client or prospective client, stop and run very fast...* I don't care about usability* I don't use the internet so I ...

* I don't care about usability
* I don't use the internet so I won't look at the site when it's done
* I don't care about users
* I expect 100,000 hits a second at launch
* I want to be number one on Google for the keyword "Google"
* I want my logo to rotate
* I want the most flashy thing you've ever made, everything should move in and out
* I only want my site to be in the Missouri section of the world-wide-web
* I want you to build a facebook youtube social network myspace twitter for horses

...seriously...and that's all I can think of right now.]]> http://www.thedesignslut.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=5&page=sign-up-and-join-design-slut 2009-02-27T15:37:32-08:00 2009-02-27T15:37:32-08:00 Admin http://www.thedesignslut.com/account.php?u=1

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My CD is total dbag! He needs to be dropped off at deserted island with 1 ton of crazy pills not allowed to re-enter society till his big melon is screwed on straight and taken down a notch. Oh man I ...

http://www.thedesignslut.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=7&page=bending-over 2009-03-19T14:39:42-07:00 2009-03-19T14:39:42-07:00 jewel http://www.thedesignslut.com/account.php?u=10

Man, my ass hurts today. I have been taking it all week. Sick of it. I am being incredibly nice and my client continues to be a bitch. People should really have the nerve to pick up the phone and say ...

http://www.thedesignslut.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=8&page=rollover-in-your-grave 2009-07-09T08:59:11-07:00 2009-07-09T08:59:11-07:00 Kanasty http://www.thedesignslut.com/account.php?u=7

Thought I'd heard it all till now. Client input on a 48 page presentation deck. Nothing about content mind you just an email back saying..."That font is really not very good looking I don't ...

http://www.thedesignslut.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=9&page=bullshit-clients-say 2009-11-12T20:23:59-08:00 2009-11-12T20:24:00-08:00 billyjoe http://www.thedesignslut.com/account.php?u=15

Everytime the word "partnering with us" is spoken god kills a baby kitten. Partnering with us apparently means... I'm really asking you to bend over for 5 dollars immediately.